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On Socks December 5, 2009

Posted by merp in FOs, Knitting.

As promised quite some time ago, I bring you sock laments and sock struggles.  But also a little sock-based joy.  Let’s start with some joy:

Provencal Socks [ravlink]

Pattern/Guidelines: Eight Stitches per Inch Socks, from Getting Started Knitting Socks, by Ann Budd, but with a 1+2+3+2 rib, just to spice it up a little. (top down)

Yarn: Knit Picks Felici, in Provence colorway (so soft)

Needles: #3, #2, and #1 dpns.

Time to finish: 10-14 days per sock, one in July and one in October.

Lessons Learned: Switching needles – that is, casting on at the cuff with the largest needles and finishing off the foot with the smallest – is the key to top-down socks for the curvy-footed.  And knitting with striped yarn is fun!

There are an awful lot of committed sock knitters out there – some who knit nothing but.  Socks are small and portable, they say, and knit up quickly.  And of course, the abundance of sock yarns in their fascinating,   luxurious, and referential colorways, and the profusion of clever and intricate sock patterns of every sort imaginable both inspire and feed this love.  They even claim that knitting socks is easy.  Would that it were so.

Initially, I was wooed, but skeptical.  Why would anyone  put their precious handknits on their feet?  And what madness compels a person to knit on size 1 needles?  Eventually,  I saw the benefits, in durability and custom fit – especially if your feet fall between standard sock sizes.

But what if your feet are also, apparently, grossly misshapen?  To be clear, I think my feet are just fine.  They do a good job of keeping me off the ground, and aren’t hideous at all.  It’s just that they are utterly unlike everyone else’s feet, or so I’m led to believe.

It was not until I finally invested in Ann Budd’s book, which provides an extremely helpful illustration of the foot proportions assumed for your typical sock pattern, given in percentages, that I understood the real nature of my sock-knitting woes, and could calculate the cure.  In shoes, I wear a U.S. women’s size 7.5W or an 8M – not that huge, really – but according to Budd’s charts, while the length of my sock should of course correspond to a size 7.5, the width of my instep would be that of a men’s size 13.  And my calf is off the charts, about 130% of a men’s size 13!

No wonder I had problems.

I believe my first attempt at socks were the Frankensocks.  Perhaps I thought these would be easier, with their unconventional construction.  ,The pattern is pretty cool.  But they didn’t come close to fitting, and I took unconventionality to new heights to make these work.  They do fit now, and I wear them as winter boot socks or slippers.  But they are ugly as hell.

Lesson learned: Sock patterns as written will always be too narrow for my feet, so alterations are inevitable.  But it could be worth it.

Attempt #2, On-your-toes-socks by Ann Budd [ravlink], was an anomalous success.  Knitted toe-up, I found I could expand the girth with increases at the ankle, inserting a couple of extra ribs.  At the end of my blog post, I asked “Now, will I find the reality of handwash-only socks so preposterous that I never wear them?”  Answer: No, I do wear them, but….

Lessons learned: Handwash-only socks are preposterous.  Never again.  And I’m not so sure about short-row heels – they leave holes. But toe-up knitting is awesome.

Attempt #3: In a burst of sock confidence, I immediately took on the ever-popular Jaywalkers by Grumperina (top down) [ravlink].

Utter failure.  I experimented with the stitch counts in wild and ill-advised ways to make them fit over my calves, and then they didn’t fit over my calves.

Lessons learned: Non-stretchy sock patterns?  Don’t even think about ’em.  Just turn and walk away.  Just because everyone else loves them only means everyone else has skinny calves.  (Slender.  Of course I meant “slender.”)  Also, top-down socks really are harder if you don’t know how it’s all going to pan out.

Attempt #4: So, OK, I returned to toe-up, but wanted a less holey heel.  Widdershins promised just that [ravlink].  I had learned my lesson about trusting sock patterns, so cast on more stitches than written.  But when I got to the heel, I had a different stitch count from the pattern, and was very, very, mathematically confused (easily done, to be fair).  Frustration, anguish and much internet research eventually got me through that heel, at which point I tried it on and discovered that I had knit it so tightly I couldn’t move my foot.

Lessons learned: A sock must be loose enough for you to comfortably wiggle your toes – you don’t want that much custom fit.  Also, cheap, splitty sock yarns are really irritating to knit.

A sock-free period elapsed, but I couldn’t let it go.  I WILL KNIT A SOCK, I declared on ravelry, picked out the most extravagantly stretchy sock pattern I could find, and cast-on with a solid, trusted name in sock yarns.

Pattern: Gentleman Socks, by Kristi Schueler (top down)

Yarn: Lana Grossa Meilenweit 100 Bosco

As I recall, I cast on for a men’s large at the cuff and then had to find ways to get the foot down to the width of a women’s large and what probably ended up being the length of a women’s small.  First attempt: humongo  foot.  Put it away for several months.  Frogged the foot.  Fixed it and made a second.  Ran out of yarn (the pattern does warn you that it eats yarn – it does). Improvised.

And voila!  Comfortable, machine-washable socks that fit! They only took me 10 months, completed in February 2009.

Lesson learned: Ok, you’re feet aren’t that big. And, I CAN KNIT SOCKS!

Then, and only then, did I permit myself to use handdyed sock yarn (and even then, sale-priced for clearance):

Mauve Knotty Socks [ravlink]

Pattern: Knotty or Knice Socks, by Chrissy Gardner (toe-up)

Yarn: Knit it Up! Squishy, in mod mauve

Isn’t it lovely?  It fits perfectly, too!  I decided to treat the magical expanding leg issue upfront and dramatically, gradually adding an entire column of cables front and center.  Unfortunately, there’s still only one, finished in June, and that took me three months.   I am very much looking forward to having two.

Lessons learned: Fiddly twisted-stitch patterns take forever.  But they sure are pretty.  Beautiful sock patterns, I am ready for you!

If you have read this far because you, too, have a Sock Problem, fear not and take heart.  Find a tape measure, a good sock book, and a calculator.  Summon patience.  And knit up some customized socks for those nonstandard feet of yours.  Your beautiful, warmed toes will thank you.


Cutie-feet, Franken-feet August 17, 2007

Posted by merp in FOs, Knitting.

Cuties first, of course:


So adorable they almost don’t need a baby. But a baby they shall have – she’s due to arrive any day now.

Pattern: Saartje’s Booties, from Saartje Knits – it was Jared‘s that inspired me.

Yarn: Knitpicks Shine Sport in Apricot & Cherry

Modifications: Because Shine Sport is slightly thicker than the yarn called for, my gauge was a little off and I ended up doing one less increase (and therefore one less decrease).

I only made one strap buttonable – I forget why, but there was a reason. And since I had no idea how big a baby’s feet might be, and no baby handy, I got nervous and decided to make adjustable straps. As you can see, there are two buttonholes for each button, fat ankle position on the left, newborn skinny ankle on the right. At least, I hope that’s how it works out!

booties_two.jpg booties_3.jpg

(The blue you see is just the yarn I stuffed them with for the photo.)

And remember Frankenstein? Well I completed his bride:


She is, of course, far lovelier. Relatively speaking. This time I took into account the narrowness of the pattern and so instead of adding in an awkward skin-graft of an insert after knitting, I did these weird increases after turning the heel (which is the first thing you do), decreased before turning the toe, increased again after the toe and then fudged it all to make it come out right (needless to say, I did not manage to make my increases all the same size).


And then did a somewhat more conventional increase in-pattern up the ankle. And I didn’t flub up the provisional cast-on at all this time.


They do fit perfectly. (I hope you appreciate that I modeled this on a day with a heat index of 100+ degrees. All for you, dear readers, all for you.)

Pattern: Knitty’s Sox on 2 Stix

Yarn: Cleckheaton Country Silk bought at my LYS – a rarity for me, but should become more common – Klose Knit

All very well, this pattern (yes, it works, yes it’s clever), but really, I’m fine with socks in the round on dpns. Got some Knitpicks sock yarn on its way as I write….

Waiting on Hand and Foot April 10, 2007

Posted by merp in Knitting.

A couple of small, travel projects, halfway there…

Three weeks ago in Boston (where I spent a lovely afternoon in Newton with my friend Anne – responsible for one significant phase of my knitting education years ago), I made this sock:


The yarn is Cleckheaton Country Silk, which I bought at my LYS, for once (pats self on back). It’s the Sox on 2 Stix pattern from knitty. Weird construction, so I had to try it.


It got weirder. The foot turned out to be way too narrow so I added this awkward insert on one side of the foot (god forbid I should frog and start again). And then the whole provisional cast-on thing didn’t work so well – seems I started one row in and have this fun row of bumps left on the heel.

So, not a sock of beauty. Franksteiny, even. But it fits perfectly! And they’re meant to be around-the-house socks anyway. No hurry to make the second sock, as the months of sock-free living are nearly here.

The week after I got back, I made this glove for Aaron who, after seeing my new mitts, demanded something similar for the office (always too cold, apparently). And after seeing Pan’s Labyrinth (heartbreaking masterpiece – go, but do not take your kids), declared he liked the Resistance aesthetic. Clearly, then, it was time for knucks.


I even did it in the recommended yarn (Rowan Felted Tweed) – what’s come over me?

Again, no real urgency for the second knuck, but I may make it this weekend in Indiana. He has yet to tell me what he wants the knuckles to say….