Catsploitation October 13, 2007Posted by merp in FOs, Fritz!, Knitting.
You want me to do what?
Sorry, find another cat.
[Human is insistent and leaving the down comforter far too much trouble.]
Ok, fine. Whatever. Exploit me.
You getting the angle you need? Lighting working for you?
Tilt my head to the left a little?
I’m getting a second dinner for this, right?
Yarn: Some fluffy unlabeled cotton in my stash
Recipient: Non-feline infant in Iowa (hopefully not allergic to cats)
Time to complete: 2-3 days, while knitting those socks last month.